"PS9" (PS9)
11/08/2016 at 11:07 • Filed to: No I am not crazy why do you ask
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"PS9" (PS9)
11/08/2016 at 11:07 • Filed to: No I am not crazy why do you ask | 1
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I’ve figured out a totally gross way to stay productive. You see, if you didn’t already know, raw vinegar tastes absolutely revolting. Like, not ‘I’m going to vomit’ bad, but definitely ‘UGGGGHHHH WHY WAS I BORN WITH TASTE BUDS’ bad.
I have a clock on my TV stand. I set this clock to a specific amount of hours. When the clock starts to count down, I HAVE to begin and continue working on my projects. If I allow myself to become distracted for even a moment...I have to take a sip of this wonderful apple cider vinegar.
There are like 10,000 ways to distract yourself from a given task. If you feel you need a slight edge to stay on track, this could help. It’s cheap and effective. When I’m working, it’s really threatening to have that bottle of apple cider vinegar looming in the foreground. It’s a piss colored bottle of concentrated pain and hatred of all things delicious, which is perfect!
PatBateman
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 11:10 |
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Why not just strike yourself with a whip? All the pain, none of the pooping.
TheHondaBro
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 11:11 |
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Why not just slap yourself?
Or better yet, I can slap you!
pls
Urambo Tauro
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 11:12 |
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I love apple cider, but if anyone mentions the word vinegar while I’m drinking it, that’s suddenly what I taste. Yuck.
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PS9
> PatBateman
11/08/2016 at 11:14 |
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50 Shades of Bateman?
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PatBateman
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 11:18 |
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DipodomysDeserti
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 11:25 |
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Careful. Straight apple cider vinegar can physically burn your throat esophagus. Very unpleasant.
Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 11:29 |
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Hahah I love this stuff! But in a bad/good way! Take a shot of it in the morning when you get up in the morning...INSTANTLY AWAKE!!!
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 12:21 |
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All this talk of vinegar is making me crave fish and chips... hmmmm malt vinegar...
NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 12:58 |
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I do something similar to get through tasks—though I didn’t think of the vinegar thing (genius!).
Have you heard of the Pomodoro Technique? I find it really useful.
Brian, The Life of
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 13:07 |
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You must be Catholic
JRapp: now as good as new again
> PS9
11/08/2016 at 13:29 |
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I love vinegar. Especially from a pickle jar and the like - in our hose the pickles constantly go dry because there’s more demand on the juice than the pickles themselves. Or the diluted vinegar one pours on aspic, assuming one eats aspic. Or seasalt and vinegar chips..